A Hedgehog's Dilemma

Now some of y'all already know that I favorite hobby is to watch Korean soap operas on Dramafever. Y'all there have been times where I have called either Asia or Glenna crying after watching one of them. They be laughing at me and I tell them watching the  Korean soaps  while going thru perimenopause is a very strong roller coaster that sometimes I can not control. Though getting through my emotions all in one sitting can be and has been very healthy for me for the past year.

At this time I was doing a marathon and I was watching a show by the name of Murphy's Law of Love, and right way I knew that I was watching my life story in Taiwanese and how absolutely interesting and funny it. (My very own shade!  Love It!)

So I get to episode 17 where the heroine meets up with her ex-boyfriend and he tells her about what he needed to do take control of his life after their breakup. First, you got to watch the show to understand where it was coming from and second, I wish I was with her sharing that bottle of Kurt Champagne after her had just been dumped (the 1st episode).  Cause we could have ordered a 2nd and 3rd bottle on his ass. She and I would have drank that second bottle of Kurt and used the first to crack his damn head in!

Back to episode 17, she started to talk about the"Hedgehog's Dilemma."  Yeap, y'all heard what the hell I just said, the Hedgehog's Dilemma. It is a metaphor using hedgehogs to describe how we human try to take control over a situation or relationship (yea, situation because some of y'all do not like to use the word "relationship" with the specific other!) when trying to stay close to one another to keep warm during the winter. (It is amazing how we, some of us, would have a freak for the summer and get rid of them when September comes and then, by November we are scouting for a new body to stay warm with. What was wrong with Summer? Wasn't she okay?)

Back to hedgehogs, see hedgehogs can not get too close to each other with hurting one and another with their spines. (See I didn't know this because had I did when I needed to my ass scratch, I don't think I would have not mind a prick or two back there.) (Yeah I am a freak but let's not tell everybody!)

The hedgehogs would have to suffer many wounds before they can finally find the distance that is comfortable for the two of them to keep each other warm without hurting one another any further.  It is called a space heater, y'all!  Buy one!!!

Look, come those cold nights, for those of us who are single, we yearn to be with someone whom we first really like, second really want to be with, and third really enjoy being with that person,   But may I make a suggestion? Buy a body pillow from Walmart! Save yourself a lot of stress if you don't like any one for now (speaking in long period) or for the time being (meaning like yesterday).

I think for some of us, it is really hard to get next to some one that we are interested in for whatever reason, and at the same time it is difficult for some of us to let some one in who is interested in us to come into their comfort zone. And for many of us sleeping with any one just for the fun of it is not something that most would do.  Yes most of us would do and you know who you are.  Or maybe it is because you do want a warm body to be close with, you are just choosing to wait to be with some one of the same mind as you.  I am not judging and I am encouraging it!

For me right now it is too damn hot to be talking getting cozy with someone.   I am dying for a pitcher of lemonade, for real y'all! Besides I think Texas doesn't understand what winter is since it is since in the 80s and 90s. And since I don't have fall for the time being, I am glad that we have pillows!! We should really make use of them. Or at least buy an electric blanket for the winter!  I am going to Toys R Us and find me a big ass stuff dog to be my pillow.  Or a pony. (Only some of y'all would get it!)

November All Ready!!!

Happy All Saint's Day Everyone!!! (November 1st!!)

To those of you who do not celebrate the whole Halloween thing and those of you who did too much trick-n-treating last night.  Isn't it nice that we can be a devil or a witch on one day and the following we can go to Saint Peter and ask him to forgive us provide that he gets the Heavenly Father permission first of course?

But okay, okay reality is now starting to stink in for some of us who start planning for the Thanksgiving dinner and Christmas dinner, Christmas vacation, etc.  I am already planning my holiday liquor in Milwaukee with Asia and Sam.  I would start practicing now but I need to focus on school. (Haha haha I think this is why I started drinking in the first place! I started school back in 2008 and haven't stopped drinking since then!)

(Leave me to my denial please!)

Okay, so I got a few dates to bring to the surface for November before Thanksgiving Day.

So November 1st is also National Calzone Day, no Ilantian should be safe on this day.

November 2nd is Traffic Director Day - there is such a job?!

November 3rd - National Men Make Dinner Day!  No BBQ is allowed, so get your ass in the kitchen and make sure you clean up your mess!

November 5th - National Donut Day. A day where police offer everywhere does not have to feel guilty about having a donut or 2 or 4  or 7.

November 6th - Daylight Saving Time. I am already losing sleep!!

November 8th - Nation Harvey Wallbanger Day.  This is a drink, right? Because I am all for having another drinking holiday.

November 11th - National Sundae Day.  This is not good for those of us who are latoast intolerant with dairy!

November 12th - National Pizza with the Works Except for Anchovies Day! Y'all is by y'all selves on with this one!

November 19th - National Monopoly Day. Isn't Time Warren already doing that to us monthly?

November 24th - Thanksgiving Day!! So this is the official day where those of us who have to diet for some time start to put that weight back on. We continue with the weight gaining until Christmas more or less. There would be leftover from Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner if your cousins or Uncle Joe has not eaten you out of house and home.

After Thanksgiving, it is time to pull all the decorations out to doll up the house for Christmas. It also means it is time to spend that secret savings account that you open earlier this year to do your Christmas shopping. Which bring us to. . . . . . .

November 25th - Black Friday and November 28th - Cyber Monday.  Shopping spree for everyone!! Mama needs a brand new flat screen television. This is the start for most us when we become broke.

November 30th - Stay Home Because You're Well Day.  Yeah, it is called playing hooky, damn it!!

Oh yeah, let me not forget the most important date for this month - November 8th, which is Election Day!  Despite all the negativity in the media these days, I am looking at both candidates' background for experiences.

Can I vote for Jose Cuervo instead?

The Difference in Quitting and Giving Up!

Recently I was given a letter where the word "quit" was used against me.  Upon reading the letter even though the Company A understood my reasons for the request that I asked for, Company B use the word "quit" to describe me.

First of all, ladies and gentlemen, I am NOT a quitter.  If a few of you are like me then you grow with a family or with grandparents who enstealed in you reasons as to why you should never quit something that will have a bright light at the end of tunnel. You were probably told that quitters never to get to accomplish anything else in life, and that they find some things in life too difficult to handle as the older they gets.

My grandfather was very strong able us grandchildren completing things or goals so that we come reep the rewards to have a better life.  And in turn we parents try to teach our children not to become quitters themselves.

However when it comes to that damn job, most of us quit on the principle, principles that you believe in when it came to the company that you worked for.  But some of us quit because we don't like the rules and regulations or that damn supervisor/manger.  And to prevent from putting your foot in his\hers ass you just simple left that job.  right?

Giving up is a different matter all together! To give up is to acknowledge that you can not find a solution to the problem at hand or when you cannot get some one, and usually is it the spouse, to find reason with you. Okay, okay let me make it fair, it could also a co-worker, board members  But we also give up on that problem that you should have step your foot in his\her ass. You give up on fixing that sewer pipe system and call the professionals who will do a faster and cleaner job: you pay more but that is okay.

You give up on wrecking your brain on silly, stupid shit like worrying about his no good ass. Keep it moving: a good worthy person will come to you.  You can give up on a relationship that is going no where.  In fact I recommend that you do for your own peace of mind. You give up on trying to solve that algebra problem: some of us are NOT Albert Einstein unless you love a challenge.

What most of us don't seem to understand is that when you quit it is a complete done action.  When you give up, you can go back and try again.   Either way, we as family members, friends and strangers can encourage each other to continue on the path of our dreams or help each other understand that completing that goal is a self-satisfying accomplishment.

So I personally would like to encourage everyone who has dreams that they have not started on and having a rough time getting them started or have started them and having a rough time in the process of do it\them or goals that are taking long to complete than they should, to not quit or give up.  And then again, whatever it is, if it is positive, don't give up and don't quit.

I am eight classes from graduating with my Masters, for me it is out of the question to do either quit or give up.

Good luck everyone!!

A Scary October for Sure!!!

Okay, let me say that it is scary that we only have two months left of 2016 when once we get through October.  That is frighten to comprehend,

Where did the year go and for the time being I can only remember the year being a year of shootings and riots.  Of course, there is the President election with the entertaining Donald Trump! (Yeah, I said it! Not voting for his ass!)

So believe it or not our day into October is a scary holiday for real! October 1st is National Ghost Hunting Day! I can not remember what channel it is on cable but they have all these Ghost Chasers Shows that I was absolutely annoyed by whenever Pat would watched them.  (Sidebar: No longer living with Pat! Now I can get some damn sleep!!) Now I am not interested in chasing any damn ghost let alone visiting any damn hunted house! I might visit Great America for their Halloween Special, I said I might!!  Strong ass might here!

I, personally can not wait until October 4th which is National Taco Day and National Vodka Day! The Lord must have heard my prayers for this one.  This day is a given!! When I go to the Mexican restaurant and order tacos, I want a good Jose Cuevero Gold Margrita with extra Gold, of course. However that margrita can not go with most of the tacos that are out there.  If you are having a seafood taco or a Pork al Pastor then you have Vodka on the run or a mix drink with Vodka mixed in to get the better taste of the tacos.  In fact if you are having any kind of pork taco I recommend that you have a Vodka kind of drink to go with.

October 6th is National Mad Hatter Day.  I think on this day I will rent Alice and the Wonderland Part 1 & 2 to pay tribute to the character, not Johnny Deep. (Sidebar: I am so happy to hear that all the drama with him has died down.)  This is also Nation Noodle Day! I would need a bottle of Sujo to go with my ramen noodle, a bottle (or two) of Sake to go with my Pho and a bottle of Plum wine to go with my Udno noodles.

October 10th is National Kick Butt Day! This could be bad on so many levels because for all those people who told some one that they were going to kick their kick butt, like that manager or supervisor who fired you, your day is truly coming. Because it now a national holiday!! (Siderbar: If the managers and/or supervisors were smart in their position, they should take this day off from work! And hide.)

October 12th is National Freethought Day! I think that not just for myself, but also for a few others, we need this day everyday for those Blonde moments.

October 13th is National No Bra Day! I am frighten when I see my own shit hanging, I sure in the hell don't want to see somebody else's shit hanging!!!!  With some women that can be truly frightening.

October 15th is National Grouch Day.  This does not need to be a holiday because it is America's 3rd favorite past time!

October 16th is National Dictionary Day.  Isn't dictionary now consider a cuss word? We have Google!

October 17th is National Clean Your Virtual Desktop Day.  This is also wrong on so many level because 60% of the people do not know what a virtual desktop is while you still have 80% of the people who still have not learned to clean off the kitchen table. The remaining 20% belongs to the mothers who not lone clean off that kitchen but also what virtual desktop is. And NO!! She does not know how to clean that up!

October 21st is National Reptile Awareness Day. YEAP!! I will have me a new bag, some new pair shoes and a belt. YEAP, that will be my awareness!!

October 27th is National American Beer Day, now is a holiday that 7 out of 10 would consider a this a everyday holiday.

Than we have October 31 which is National Caramel Apple Day, National Knock-knock Jokes Day, National Magic Day, Girl Scout Founder's Day and Halloween.  How does not love caramel apples? When I see them in season I usually buy 2 or 3 3-package at a one time.  As for Knock-knock jokes if you got a good one let me know. Those jokes are scary from the start of  Knock-knock joke.

Now Girls Scouts can be scary all by themselves, they do not need Halloween. When they start selling those cookies, buy some asap!

I can not wait for Halloween to get here to see how Dallas will celebrate. Let's see if I can end the month on a scary note.

A Moving Experience!

Y'all I know that I have been slacking for two months, however, I have a very good reason. . . . I moved!

Yeap! I took another leap into another adventure in my life.

This move has been in the works since the beginning to the year.  Though I had one major factor in my mind at that time, however, it is funny when life throw some many things at you that will cause you think again as to what is currently going in your life.

You know how in your last few weeks or n recent weeks, reality always gives you something that will leave you in a state of mind that will cause you to either conscience or non-conscience make a change in your current place that slowly starts to hit you.  Regardless if it is a decision of changing jobs or moving across the city, across the state or across the nation. And the next thing you know is that you have to make a move or this move for best for you.

Then came crunch time!  See during the summer I was packaging all my things in tubs, the big 44 gallon tubs.  I got rid some book and packed away my fall and winter clothing and boots.  Repacked all the kitchen dishes and got rid of summer clothes to replace them with new summer dresses.  But when it came to the shoes, I do not think some of y'all understand how hard it was trying to narrow it down to which shoes were going with me: which high heels scandals should go in the suitcase, which should be shipped to Dallas or scandals go into the tubs for storage.

Yes people it was a huge dilemma for me!

During that dilemma, I had to decide whether or not to use private movers or get a POD: the POD was cheaper and more convenient.  But with getting the POD I have to get a permit to place the POD on the main street since we did not have a driveway in the front or the back of the house.  I had to make countless phone calls to City Hall, who then, in turn, call me back numerous of time to inform me that the street I live is a major Avenue and it cost me $200 for a 2-day permit. Yeap!

But wait! It is getting more stressful.

I had decided to ship the majority of my summer clothes to Dallas and I had scheduled for my summer clothes to be shipped by FEDEX.  I had seven packages ready to be picked up on September 6th and when the day came, I waited all day until 8 p.m. and they did not show up.  Okay, livid stage 1!

So I called FEDEX, spoke to a representative who let me know that there was no scheduled time for the pickup.  WHAT?! When I did schedule them online your company's website did not get time or else I would not be talking to a representative about this. And according to the representative they can come pick them up tomorrow after 12 noon.  No the hell you can not unless FEDEX wishes to buy me another AMTRAK ticket to Dallas. In a sleeper, of course!?  Okay, livid stage 2!

So long story short, the next day I had to rent a car to drop the seven packages off at a FEDEX Shipping Center at 8 in the morning. What fun did I have! Explaining the situation to employees at the Shipping Center, they gladly helped with the package and made sure that they were sent.

Until they called me while I am en route to Chicago to tell me that my packages had to be repackaged so that they do not damage while being shipped. Okay and thank you, and it turned out that they put the 4 small tubs in 3 huge big boxes however the very large tote had to be open and everything in there was put in a huge large box.  Okay.

My over-night trip in an AMTRAK sleeperette was comfortable complete with meals. It even came with an attendant who turned down our bed and got us anything else that we may need.  And let not forget to tell y'all that the sleeper car came with showers. You can find that in coach!

Upon arriving in Dallas, of the 4 suitcases that I traveled with, the largest of the four was severely damaged enough that I had to file a damage claim with AMTRAK.

Upon arriving at the cousin's house, I had to quickly schedule Time Warren to get cable, internet, and phone bundle in the house ASAP!

Upon getting settled in my cousin's house, need to clean the house and there is no food!! Let me get dolled up and go to Walmart for all the things that I need to take care and run this house. Lord!!

Upon that Saturday arriving and FEDEX delivering my packages, all was good and that include my "baby" HP desktop.  But my flat screen television, y,all I was simply flabbergast beyond belief. When I called FEDEX I could not even cuss them out because I was just too astonished from the outcome of the delivery. Yes, I filed a claim because I did have insurance on television.  But here is the irony of the delivery: so the lady is claims said that they will ship the television back to its original point of location, and I said: "Young lady, I shipped it to Dallas."  Which she still give me a confirmation for them the pick up the television and then for me to tell the person who came to picked the television up that I shipped it to myself.  How are you going to ship it back to me when I moved from Milwaukee to Dallas to myself? (Yes, laugh at the stupidity of this one!)

But wait, the final climax from FEDEX came that Monday afternoon, people.  I go to check my bank account to see what pennies were still there and to my growing surprise with FEDEX, I see an amount taken that I sure in the hell did not agree.  And what department in FEDEX did you think that I called? (Take a guess?)

BILLINGS!!!! And you bet your sweet ass, that only did I relay the entire FEDEX events including filing the claims on my television, but I also asked them to at least be reasonable regarding the bill for the entire matter.

Remember people, I am way too astonished to cuss! In fact, y'all I had to let the accountant in Billings know I was still to astonished to be mad. And I wondering how is it the FEDEX can packages for business with such care but for residents be so sloppy in handling their personal packages?

Ladies and gentlemen, I got two claims, a Time Warren bundle, and a refund all from moving to Dallas. Other than the freaking heat down here, I can not wait to see what else Dallas has for me!

And this boy here needs new pots and pans, and silverware . . . . all hell I just need to make a list!!

I am Just Saying!

Ok let me tell the story first to explain why it prompted me to even start thinking and writing about the famous phrase "I am just saying!"

This was a usual Saturday at the Jew Home at 8:30 am when one of the care taker came to the lobby with a care taker who will filling in for her for the next 24 hours.  In the conversation with the four of us ladies (there was me, the security guard on duty Sam, Brenda the regular care taker and her replacement who name we did not catch), as Sam and I were trying to get to know the replacement she came off a little hostile about being here.  So as asked if she will be here with the resident she replied "Yeap!" and the way she said it, it had a hint of "I don't want to be here!" And the first that came to my mind in which I said "Geçmiş olsun!" Though I did explain what it meant, her following response causing me and Sam to look at her with blank expressions. Yes people, it was a "I am just saying!" moment.

Y'all, there are times that when some people would say these "I am just saying!" with their initial comment, that we just want to either slap the shit out of that person or we will be make a comment back to them to pissed the hell off even farther.  Or we would even reply back with the phrase "You could have keep that comment to yourself!" in which you and them get pissed off and it is you wanting to slap the shit out of the person! And y'all know that feeling because you give that person the side eye and it give a though of "What the hell or what the fuck!"

So here is my thinking: most of us used the phrase "I am just saying!" with some of our comments to farther explain what we are already commenting or responding to.  I think that some of the most annoying "I am just saying!" comments come when there really should not be anything said when words should not be said, or to further insult someone just for the hell of it.

When it used in a business sense it is often done to prompt one to really consider the pros and cons or in reference. When it used between 2 or more good friends (I said good friends) it is done to help point out some things with the topic at hand unless you are watching one of the Real Housewives soap opera saga, then it is done out of pure freaking spite-full-ness!

But the most common used "I am just saying!" moments are when we (yes, all of you including me) want to give our personal opinion about something that we either know nothing about or we feel that we have to say say something.

"I am just saying!"

July - the Birthday Month!

Alright, we are in the second half of the year and I am already ready for winter. However I will not be spending it here Milwaukee.  But for the time being, I am going to have lots of fun in this month!

July 1st - National Postal Worker Day.  This is a day I think all postal workers should take revenge on those who have dogs and allow their dogs to run after them.  This is always a day I think that all postal workers national should have the day off.

July 3rd - National Eat Your Bean Day.  This would cause the world to deploy for sure! And we do not have enough air fresher to save us on this day and the day after.

July 4th is Independence Day but it also National Hillbilly Day.  Can we say "DAMN!"?

July 10th - National Pina Colada Day.  I hope this will come with 2 sots of rum.

July 11th - National Mojito Day. This is another excuse for drinking something good!  But then again who needs an excuse to have a drink?

July 12th - National Paper Bag Day.  Now most of women already carry too many bags making us the official bag ladies, but soon as more and more men are beginning to carry a more bags themselves to and from work, we are going to have to find a name for them fast.

July 14th - National Grand Marnier Day and National Nude Day.  For the nude part, some of us has already made everyday a National Nude Day.  Grand Marnier - Je suis si heureux que les Français ne gardait pas belle boisson un secret pour eux-mêmes. (I am so glad that the French did not keep beautiful drink a secret for themselves.)

July 15th - National Give Something Away Day.  Do you know how hard it is for a woman to give away a purse, some clothing, and a pair of shoes?

July 18th - National Get Out of the Dog House Day.  Okay, if men are smart, for those of you who are in trouble with your wife you should use this day as a negotiation piece to get back in your wife good grace.  For the wives, you should use this day as a day to get your husband to do just about any and everything to prove that he wants out of the dog house.

July 20th - National Moon Day.  Though Astronomers would look at the moon that is up in the sky/galaxy, there are those who would take this day as a day to shine others. (Sidebar: Let me get shined on this day, I got a rock for their asses!)

July 21st - National No Makeup Day. Ain't no way in hell I am stepin' outside with no makeup! Can I at least put on some BB Cream and fix my eye brow, so I can look half way human in the mornings?

July 24th - National Tequila Day.  I am beginning to understand that the month of July is dedicated to those who love to drink.  Like me (with a smile on my face!)

July 27th - National Scotch Day.  See what I mean! And please no scotch or whisky for me because y'all won't be having me dancing and stripping in the middle of the street again.

For those of you who are on summer vacation, you better make the most of it, because the time to go back to school with be here sooner than you think. And my diet is officially over because it is also bar-b-que season! Can I get an Amen?