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July - the Birthday Month!

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Alright, we are in the second half of the year and I am already ready for winter. However I will not be spending it here Milwaukee.  But for the time being, I am going to have lots of fun in this month!

July 1st - National Postal Worker Day.  This is a day I think all postal workers should take revenge on those who have dogs and allow their dogs to run after them.  This is always a day I think that all postal workers national should have the day off.

July 3rd - National Eat Your Bean Day.  This would cause the world to deploy for sure! And we do not have enough air fresher to save us on this day and the day after.

July 4th is Independence Day but it also National Hillbilly Day.  Can we say "DAMN!"?

July 10th - National Pina Colada Day.  I hope this will come with 2 sots of rum.

July 11th - National Mojito Day. This is another excuse for drinking something good!  But then again who needs an excuse to have a drink?

July 12th - National Paper Bag Day.  Now most of women already carry too many bags making us the official bag ladies, but soon as more and more men are beginning to carry a more bags themselves to and from work, we are going to have to find a name for them fast.

July 14th - National Grand Marnier Day and National Nude Day.  For the nude part, some of us has already made everyday a National Nude Day.  Grand Marnier - Je suis si heureux que les Français ne gardait pas belle boisson un secret pour eux-mêmes. (I am so glad that the French did not keep beautiful drink a secret for themselves.)

July 15th - National Give Something Away Day.  Do you know how hard it is for a woman to give away a purse, some clothing, and a pair of shoes?

July 18th - National Get Out of the Dog House Day.  Okay, if men are smart, for those of you who are in trouble with your wife you should use this day as a negotiation piece to get back in your wife good grace.  For the wives, you should use this day as a day to get your husband to do just about any and everything to prove that he wants out of the dog house.

July 20th - National Moon Day.  Though Astronomers would look at the moon that is up in the sky/galaxy, there are those who would take this day as a day to shine others. (Sidebar: Let me get shined on this day, I got a rock for their asses!)

July 21st - National No Makeup Day. Ain't no way in hell I am stepin' outside with no makeup! Can I at least put on some BB Cream and fix my eye brow, so I can look half way human in the mornings?

July 24th - National Tequila Day.  I am beginning to understand that the month of July is dedicated to those who love to drink.  Like me (with a smile on my face!)

July 27th - National Scotch Day.  See what I mean! And please no scotch or whisky for me because y'all won't be having me dancing and stripping in the middle of the street again.

For those of you who are on summer vacation, you better make the most of it, because the time to go back to school with be here sooner than you think. And my diet is officially over because it is also bar-b-que season! Can I get an Amen?


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