Now some of y'all already know that I favorite hobby is to watch Korean soap operas on Dramafever. Y'all there have been times where I have called either Asia or Glenna crying after watching one of them. They be laughing at me and I tell them watching the Korean soaps while going thru perimenopause is a very strong roller coaster that sometimes I can not control. Though getting through my emotions all in one sitting can be and has been very healthy for me for the past year.
At this time I was doing a marathon and I was watching a show by the name of Murphy's Law of Love, and right way I knew that I was watching my life story in Taiwanese and how absolutely interesting and funny it. (My very own shade! Love It!)
So I get to episode 17 where the heroine meets up with her ex-boyfriend and he tells her about what he needed to do take control of his life after their breakup. First, you got to watch the show to understand where it was coming from and second, I wish I was with her sharing that bottle of Kurt Champagne after her had just been dumped (the 1st episode). Cause we could have ordered a 2nd and 3rd bottle on his ass. She and I would have drank that second bottle of Kurt and used the first to crack his damn head in!
Back to episode 17, she started to talk about the"Hedgehog's Dilemma." Yeap, y'all heard what the hell I just said, the Hedgehog's Dilemma. It is a metaphor using hedgehogs to describe how we human try to take control over a situation or relationship (yea, situation because some of y'all do not like to use the word "relationship" with the specific other!) when trying to stay close to one another to keep warm during the winter. (It is amazing how we, some of us, would have a freak for the summer and get rid of them when September comes and then, by November we are scouting for a new body to stay warm with. What was wrong with Summer? Wasn't she okay?)
Back to hedgehogs, see hedgehogs can not get too close to each other with hurting one and another with their spines. (See I didn't know this because had I did when I needed to my ass scratch, I don't think I would have not mind a prick or two back there.) (Yeah I am a freak but let's not tell everybody!)
The hedgehogs would have to suffer many wounds before they can finally find the distance that is comfortable for the two of them to keep each other warm without hurting one another any further. It is called a space heater, y'all! Buy one!!!
Look, come those cold nights, for those of us who are single, we yearn to be with someone whom we first really like, second really want to be with, and third really enjoy being with that person, But may I make a suggestion? Buy a body pillow from Walmart! Save yourself a lot of stress if you don't like any one for now (speaking in long period) or for the time being (meaning like yesterday).
I think for some of us, it is really hard to get next to some one that we are interested in for whatever reason, and at the same time it is difficult for some of us to let some one in who is interested in us to come into their comfort zone. And for many of us sleeping with any one just for the fun of it is not something that most would do. Yes most of us would do and you know who you are. Or maybe it is because you do want a warm body to be close with, you are just choosing to wait to be with some one of the same mind as you. I am not judging and I am encouraging it!
For me right now it is too damn hot to be talking getting cozy with someone. I am dying for a pitcher of lemonade, for real y'all! Besides I think Texas doesn't understand what winter is since it is since in the 80s and 90s. And since I don't have fall for the time being, I am glad that we have pillows!! We should really make use of them. Or at least buy an electric blanket for the winter! I am going to Toys R Us and find me a big ass stuff dog to be my pillow. Or a pony. (Only some of y'all would get it!)
At this time I was doing a marathon and I was watching a show by the name of Murphy's Law of Love, and right way I knew that I was watching my life story in Taiwanese and how absolutely interesting and funny it. (My very own shade! Love It!)
So I get to episode 17 where the heroine meets up with her ex-boyfriend and he tells her about what he needed to do take control of his life after their breakup. First, you got to watch the show to understand where it was coming from and second, I wish I was with her sharing that bottle of Kurt Champagne after her had just been dumped (the 1st episode). Cause we could have ordered a 2nd and 3rd bottle on his ass. She and I would have drank that second bottle of Kurt and used the first to crack his damn head in!
Back to episode 17, she started to talk about the"Hedgehog's Dilemma." Yeap, y'all heard what the hell I just said, the Hedgehog's Dilemma. It is a metaphor using hedgehogs to describe how we human try to take control over a situation or relationship (yea, situation because some of y'all do not like to use the word "relationship" with the specific other!) when trying to stay close to one another to keep warm during the winter. (It is amazing how we, some of us, would have a freak for the summer and get rid of them when September comes and then, by November we are scouting for a new body to stay warm with. What was wrong with Summer? Wasn't she okay?)
Back to hedgehogs, see hedgehogs can not get too close to each other with hurting one and another with their spines. (See I didn't know this because had I did when I needed to my ass scratch, I don't think I would have not mind a prick or two back there.) (Yeah I am a freak but let's not tell everybody!)
The hedgehogs would have to suffer many wounds before they can finally find the distance that is comfortable for the two of them to keep each other warm without hurting one another any further. It is called a space heater, y'all! Buy one!!!
Look, come those cold nights, for those of us who are single, we yearn to be with someone whom we first really like, second really want to be with, and third really enjoy being with that person, But may I make a suggestion? Buy a body pillow from Walmart! Save yourself a lot of stress if you don't like any one for now (speaking in long period) or for the time being (meaning like yesterday).
I think for some of us, it is really hard to get next to some one that we are interested in for whatever reason, and at the same time it is difficult for some of us to let some one in who is interested in us to come into their comfort zone. And for many of us sleeping with any one just for the fun of it is not something that most would do. Yes most of us would do and you know who you are. Or maybe it is because you do want a warm body to be close with, you are just choosing to wait to be with some one of the same mind as you. I am not judging and I am encouraging it!
For me right now it is too damn hot to be talking getting cozy with someone. I am dying for a pitcher of lemonade, for real y'all! Besides I think Texas doesn't understand what winter is since it is since in the 80s and 90s. And since I don't have fall for the time being, I am glad that we have pillows!! We should really make use of them. Or at least buy an electric blanket for the winter! I am going to Toys R Us and find me a big ass stuff dog to be my pillow. Or a pony. (Only some of y'all would get it!)
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