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Happy All Saint's Day Everyone!!! (November 1st!!)

To those of you who do not celebrate the whole Halloween thing and those of you who did too much trick-n-treating last night.  Isn't it nice that we can be a devil or a witch on one day and the following we can go to Saint Peter and ask him to forgive us provide that he gets the Heavenly Father permission first of course?

But okay, okay reality is now starting to stink in for some of us who start planning for the Thanksgiving dinner and Christmas dinner, Christmas vacation, etc.  I am already planning my holiday liquor in Milwaukee with Asia and Sam.  I would start practicing now but I need to focus on school. (Haha haha I think this is why I started drinking in the first place! I started school back in 2008 and haven't stopped drinking since then!)

(Leave me to my denial please!)

Okay, so I got a few dates to bring to the surface for November before Thanksgiving Day.

So November 1st is also National Calzone Day, no Ilantian should be safe on this day.

November 2nd is Traffic Director Day - there is such a job?!

November 3rd - National Men Make Dinner Day!  No BBQ is allowed, so get your ass in the kitchen and make sure you clean up your mess!

November 5th - National Donut Day. A day where police offer everywhere does not have to feel guilty about having a donut or 2 or 4  or 7.

November 6th - Daylight Saving Time. I am already losing sleep!!

November 8th - Nation Harvey Wallbanger Day.  This is a drink, right? Because I am all for having another drinking holiday.

November 11th - National Sundae Day.  This is not good for those of us who are latoast intolerant with dairy!

November 12th - National Pizza with the Works Except for Anchovies Day! Y'all is by y'all selves on with this one!

November 19th - National Monopoly Day. Isn't Time Warren already doing that to us monthly?

November 24th - Thanksgiving Day!! So this is the official day where those of us who have to diet for some time start to put that weight back on. We continue with the weight gaining until Christmas more or less. There would be leftover from Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner if your cousins or Uncle Joe has not eaten you out of house and home.

After Thanksgiving, it is time to pull all the decorations out to doll up the house for Christmas. It also means it is time to spend that secret savings account that you open earlier this year to do your Christmas shopping. Which bring us to. . . . . . .

November 25th - Black Friday and November 28th - Cyber Monday.  Shopping spree for everyone!! Mama needs a brand new flat screen television. This is the start for most us when we become broke.

November 30th - Stay Home Because You're Well Day.  Yeah, it is called playing hooky, damn it!!

Oh yeah, let me not forget the most important date for this month - November 8th, which is Election Day!  Despite all the negativity in the media these days, I am looking at both candidates' background for experiences.

Can I vote for Jose Cuervo instead?



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