Is that English?

Before I mention in my introduction that I sometimes have to say to certain family members on whether or not they were speaking English.  I am going to have a segment called "Is that English?"  because I often do wonder how some people passed English.  I know sometimes that my own English can be confusing and crazy, and I do have a habit of thinking faster than I can type (I am sure that some of you have notice that already!), however I do go back a re-read what I have written before and make those corrections and\or often I do change some things to have a better meaning.  However as we get more and more tech savvy with things, especially with texting, it also bring about how we are writing to each other.  I have a few texts that I would like to share with you.  You are going to shake your head and laugh.

This one I received today.

• I see. If don't talk you don't me that's interesting. 

Ladies and gentlemen, I was in the ladies' room and upon reading this, I stop all business to say "WHAT?!"   And I did not think I can recoup for the remaining afternoon.