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What a Sweet Talker?

Now I have a next door neighbor who since moving to Dallas has shown interest in me. Not a bad looking man.  He is hard working man and I hardly get to see because he take pleasure in working more than 40 hours a week.

However, as he has express his interest in me over and over, and I am thinking that he has no ideal what kind of trouble he is asking for.  And I am really working hard to involved any trouble with my neighbor.

But one day I get this text started off like this:

Me: Good morning, calling to make sure that you sleeping good, okay?

NDN: Think omg about your mouth want something to put? (I know that some you got the message here, right?)

Me: Is that English?

NDN: I've been dringing. (No lie, that is how he spelled it.)

Me: Is that what I am to you, your toy when you need it?

NDN: No

Me: Okay then, good afternoon. For it to be 78 degrees, it is hot as hell!

NDN: You coming over or what? (I am so NOT horny for this man!!)

Me: No (Let me not even play with him)

So 5 minutes he shows up at door saying "I came over here to see what the problem was!" I figured that.

Me: C'mon in and have a sit neighbor, sorry but I am making me a cheeseburger. Excuse me for a second.

NDN: Oh yeah! It does sound good in here. But go ahead and help yourself.  So what is going on with you?

Me: Were you trying to sweet talk me to come and get in bed with you?

NDN: Yeah, I was trying.

Me: Yeah, sorry to say but your sweet talking really kill it for me! Turned me way the fuck off!


Now I did explained to that upon him being away for 10 years and coming out into a new world, that the dating scene has dramatically change.  That first of all some of us, not just women but men too, are scared to date in these times. (There are a lot of crazy people out there with drama that most of us do not want and will not tolerate!)  I also explained to him that today's woman understands that she can have it all and have fun with batteries instead of being bother with a man in her life. And that he should learn how to finesse today's woman with his words.

The rest of our conversation moved on to sports and others topics.

(To Be Continue. . . )






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