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Miss Victoria's Secrets!

Y'all, I have been told time and time again that the life that I have lived should be and ought be written for everyone else to read.  Yes I believe in living a life that is not designed around others but it is enjoyed with others.  But before I can write down these stories that I have lived, I think you should at least get to know me better and understand my mental state of mind! Right?

I am so the Devil's Daughter in my behavior. This is a good thing because . . . . I enjoy what life has to offer.

I will always tell you the truth about me so be careful what questions you ask me.

If I am offended about something, I will tell you.  That way I am always happy.

I give compliments where I see compliments are deserved, and I make it a point to compliment my friends and some of my love ones. (I said some!)

I am flirtation and I like to bite with it.

Who would I have an affair with? Hhhmm, let me think. . . . Simon LeBon for starters; Daniel Craig can be my everyday robe; Jonathan Rhys-Meyers is my every day snack; Chiwetel Ejiofer can dress me and undress me for that fact; and Idris Elba (Lord have mercy!) would require me to think about it! (I saw a picture . . . . hhhmmm, I saw A PICTURE!) (Happy face!)

Do I enjoy going to swingers parties? Of course I do and sure that martinis are being served.

Am I an opportunist?  Only if it is given to me. 

What are my hobbies?  Create one for me so I can get into trouble.

My favor drink is Sake-tini.  Followed by Soju and a Saki bomber. 

I keep a bottle of either Gray Goose or Absolute Vodka just so I can stay objective when I am writing my papers.

I am on the lower end of being a full-figure girl.  Don't ask me to be skinny, I don't fuckin' look right!

I am a gamer mom with my own Guitar Hero set and second guitar.  I have Devil May Cry 1, 2, 3, & 4 and never play them.

I enjoy watching anime and wat--ching anime.  All you slow ones hurry up and catch up!

I would like to sit down with Donald Trump and discuss with him about King Richard IV.  Followed by a day or two of peace and quiet. 

Even though I have several boyfriends, Mehmet is the only one (for now)!

When it comes to shopping, I shop more for underwear because a girl must have something sexy underneath at all times!

My daily moisturizer is Vitamin E, that way you all would continue to believe that I am in my thirties!

I eat in modernization that would include my men.  And come to think of it the only time I do chocolate are my men.  (Giggles!)

I am very supportive in anything that my friends decide to do with theirs lives. Even if they fuck up, I will still support them.  And if they understand that they fucked up, I will support them in their understanding of their fucked up.

My two favorite big brothers are Ronnie and Reggie Kray.

My favorite book is The Kite!

My favorite movies are The Mummy and Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo.  Find the connection.

My favorite television series is Dracula starring Jonathan Rhys Meyers.  (NBC and Amazon needs their ass kick for this one!) Got a girl addicted like hell!

My pet-peeves: when a man get into bed with his socks on and he tells me what I can not do. (There is a reason why I am a woman of many skills.)

Turn-ons: An intelligent man with an open-mind and a cast iron stomach! (My taste buds are all over the world!)

Being objective and being non-judge-mental is always a good thing and even better for you! Lord knows how direct I can be.

I love things that are simple and confusing.  That is just how my mind works.

I DO NOT LIKE DRAMA!  Unless it is K-drama (Korean soap operas!)

I find nothing wrong with being naughty as long as it is done with the right person! 

I am always thinking; it is when I am NOT thinking that everyone else is in trouble!

And my favorite pets are Scooby-Doo, Tom & Jerry, and Bugs Bunny.  They require no feeding, no petting, and no cleaning.

I have more secrets to tell . . . .but when I learned them then I can tell you.  But for right now I am trying to understand the psychology of communication and I have to give JRM an apology for 6 Souls. (Well, let me think about that apology!)








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