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Hello everyone! I see that we have enter into April.  Where are the damn showers at?  My April thus far has been fill with and still is a frozen with snow. . . STILL!  Sometimes it is a mixture of  snow/rain or rain/snow.  There is telling and this has caused me to leave March with cold and enter April trying to recover.  but that is hard to do when you have to go to work with a office full of sick people spreading their got damn germs!  Stay your ass at home and rest.  

Seemingly that we are a some days into April and how late I am now posting in my blog, how many of you are still alive after April Fool’s Day?  How many of you were brave and crazy enough to play a practical joke on your mother? Uh-hm!  Your mother is the one person you should NEVER play a or any practical jokes on.

Let me explain why!  At any given time your mother can cause you bodily harm with her love. How? With that one special dish that you love when she cooks it.  How about when she washes your clothes or when you ask her for a few extra dollars.  When she cleans your room or if she has never cleaned your room then all of a suddenly she starts, then you should worry.  How about when she is quite for a long time.  You know us mothers are never quite, and that is when you should really worry.  So NEVER play a joke on your mother. 

The first and last I did a joke with my mother, she threaten me with God and scared the bee-jesuses out of me!  A thousand thoughts enter my mind as to how other mothers can cause their children to be on their best behavior.  With love, of course!

April seems to bring those last minute tax procrastinators! Those are my favor people.  Why? Because in their own way they are telling the government “you now have to wait on me!”  Me. I am one of those people who file their taxes as soon as I get all my W2s. "So give me my money punk!"   Though Busta Rhymes song "Baby I got your money!" comes to mind during the tax season.  This sista here needs to pay her credit cards off first so I can do more damage with them.  CHARGE baby, CHARGE!

April does bring us some unknown holidays like:

April 10th: National Sibling Day!  I am not claiming those fuckers! I am the only one with common sense!

April 12th: National Grilled Cheese Day.  I have to wait until after work to make one.  To make it before going to work would not have a fresh grill cheese smell loaming in the air at the right time of the day.

April 13th: National Peach Cobbler Day.  Hey, hey, hey! This will go good with a cup of Irish coffee! Don't be cheap on the whisky! 

April 15th: National Day of Silence.  Y’all I am the wrong person for this day and I can recognize that!

April 17th: National Bat Appreciation Day.  I can go a few avenues with this one, for instance, bat the animal however that makes me think of using my baseball bat to beat NBC and Amazon’s ass if they do not bring us, Dracula’s Army, a second season of Dracula with JRM! I thought about Batman but I don’t know which actor to go with.  Though Adam West will always be my main man however the verdict is still out on Val Kilmer, Christian Bale, George Clooney, and Michael Keaton.  Ben Affleck's ass don’t count!

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April 23rd: National Talk Like Shakespeare Day. Hell most of us still don’t know how to talk English!  And we talk English. 

April 30th: National Hairstylist Appreciation Day . . . for everyone else visit the hood that way you see some unique and outrageous hairstylists.  Go my Sistas!


So I live in Milwaukee, as I have mention before and Wisconsin is a state that has no ideal what weather temper its wants to display per day and stay with it for a few days.  For those you who live in sunshine states and currently have warm weather, I am jealous.

So if I start now and continue throw out the month of April for better weather in May.  Who in the hell am I kidding? We all know that mother nature is simply a bitch!Image result for mother nature

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