So as technology becomes more and more a part of our
lives. And those of us who truly know
how to use technology to make our lives so simple, I have a very good question
to ask.
Would you rather lose the use of all motorized vehicles, all
telecommunication devices and computers, or one of your hands?
Motorized vehicles are becoming computer enhanced to start
by themselves, warm your ass, and finally include that all important map for
men to find their way around, since they don’t like to ask for directions. I
often hear some people complaint about how they don’t like cars becoming more
like computers with a hard drive in them.
Because some of you may have experience where your car stopped in the
middle of the street and caused an accident. And what is the first excuse that you should
use? It is the manufacture fault!! But
why can’t it be the driver’s fault since he or she probably did not completely
read the car manual to know how to work the car and use the car to its
fullest. Dealers only gives you clip
notes about the car to sale it. I love it when a non-tech savvy person purchase
a new technology car and then get mad at the technology. So not the car’s fault people!!
With a show of hand, how many of you can go a day without
using your smart phone? Millions of
y’all cannot go 5 minutes. Some of
y’all are even like me and sleep with your cell phone and\or tablet or laptop
in the bed with you, right? Yeah, I am
woman enough to admit that and would often prefer them than a man in the bed
with me. Oops!
I remember the telephone being a much bigger device that sat
on the table somewhere in the corner of the living room or on the wall in the
kitchen. Standing there with the
receiver in one hand and your other hand on your hip with an expression on your
face as you ask the question “Why wasn’t Bobby Jo smart enough to figure that
out?” Or “Where in the hell is Marsha?”
If you really think about it, the game Operation was your
computer back then, and today we have the Kindle. Okay that is my new game board that I can
carry in my purse. All 35 games for now,
to entertainment me even when I am on a boring date.
Because of telecommunication devices and computers, some of y’all do not know how to leave work
at work! Some of you husbands need to explain to your wife that your
job is your mistress. And you are really
having a hard time breaking up with the laptop because she does not know how to
accept “no” for an answer. Advice: stop
giving her input.
But to lose a left or right hand, then how will I wash the
dishes? I would need to find a new way
to put my cousins in a head lock. You
know some people use both hands to get off, I cannot image how will work out.
So to answer the question that I asked, I would pick
motorized vehicles because I need my hands to order Uber on my telecommunication
device.
Until next time.
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